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Worst movie ever!!!! I don't like Woody Allen movies anyhow, so why would I sit down and put myself through another one? Because my favorite actor, Hugh Jackman, was in it! Plus Scarlett Johannsen isn't a bad actress, right? The movie would have been at least 50% better if Woody Allen WASN'T IN IT. UGH!!!! 20 minutes into this film and I'm sighing and saying, "Get that guy off the camera! He's so annoying!" Then his character threatens to go back to his humdrum life and leave the girl alone. Yeay! Go home! You're not needed here! She can figure it out on her own! But no. She invites him along almost every aspect of the adventure...if you can call it that. I think she spent too much time around Mr. Allen because Scarlett Johannsen actually began acting like him!!! It was incredible! She started talking too fast and stuttering in parts but came back into character soon enough. I think I was supposed to be sad when Woody Allen's character died in a car wreck but I was almost cheering. FINALLY! I don't have to listen to him anymore! His jokes aren't funny, his card tricks are lame, he doesn't pull off the sweet, loveable, silly old man that he's trying to make himself out to be. He just comes off as annoying. Wow. No more Woody Allen films for me no matter WHO graces the screen.